The Naked Blue Angel That Peers Through the Blinds

When I tell people I'm into Musical Theatre

Person: "So, you wanna be a movie star?"
Person: "Ugh. I hate musicals. Too much singing."
Person: "Do you like Hairspray? God, that movie is so racist!"
Person: "Can you sing? Like, right now?"
Person: "All you have on your iPod are a bunch of showtunes..."
Person: "Oh my gosh! So you're like Ryan from High School Musical!"